We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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