omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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