if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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