Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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