rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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