Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
