I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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