brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
