Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Found the puke drawer
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
