Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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