apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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