just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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