She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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