He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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