Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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