Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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