we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
there's paper in my vomit.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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