He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Randomize