So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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