If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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