Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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