Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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