You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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