so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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