I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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