i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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