piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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