He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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