so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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