at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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