I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
dude. I can hear the air.
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