somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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