no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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