I like my sex mixed with concussions.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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