3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize