The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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