he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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