watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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