all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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