We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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