your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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