Small penises have feelings too.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize