Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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