i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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