I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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