haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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