She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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