Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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