I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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