So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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