i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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