I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
In America we eat man semen.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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