Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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