THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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