they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
We left an ass print on the piano.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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