the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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