Dual....:-)
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Randomize